This is a repost from another blog, called You Knew What I Meant: Errors and Intentions. It’s a WordPress blog, though I think the author, R. A. Baumgartner, hasn’t posted in a while.
Of all the blogs I follow, this one has always been my favorite. The author is an English literature professor at a university in Connecticutt, as well as a playwrite. Her blog is comprised of posts taken from assignments her students have written that contain errors in spelling, grammar, and/or word choice. The results are always hilarious. The title, “You feared neither Cod nor man, and now you shall die” was from a post she published back in 2012, and of all her blog posts, this one was the funniest.
I hope you all enjoy reading it as much as I do everytime I go back and read it again!